Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful

and loving wives however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi


Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the

cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she  thought she would

take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did

not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded  to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the  woman’s husband was concerned that his normally

sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other

husband and said, ‘These girl nights have got to stop!  I’m starting to

suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!’

‘That’s  nothing’ said the other husband. ‘Mine came back with a card stuck

to her ass that said “From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget